1 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,420 I gotta stop watching those B -movies before I go to bed. 2 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:35,000 Oh fuck, I gotta go make some money! 3 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:19,190 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop. 4 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:20,750 Fix that. 5 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:22,789 Much better. 6 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:23,790 Continue. 7 00:06:01,740 --> 00:06:04,960 Actually, what's on TV here? We're on. Okay. 8 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:10,580 Hello. I'm Adrienne Alta Vista, reporting from what appears to be an 9 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:14,040 rather dilapidated house in sedate Cincinnati, Ohio. 10 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:19,880 But tonight, a tragedy of an unspeakably violent, hideous nature occurred here. 11 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,460 It was terrible. 12 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,820 Look at me. 13 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:30,040 I've got gashes all over my body. 14 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:31,990 covered in blood. 15 00:06:33,870 --> 00:06:37,690 My head is pounding. I think I'm going to have a seizure. 16 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:45,130 All my friends and their boyfriends are all dead. 17 00:06:45,510 --> 00:06:52,370 But worst of all, my clothes are in shred and my makeup is smeared. 18 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:56,470 Her clothing is torn. 19 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:01,220 Her makeup smeared. Can you imagine the trauma she must be facing? 20 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:02,660 Thank you. 21 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,080 Sister, I feel your pain. 22 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:09,740 Thank you. If you can calm yourself for just a few minutes, try to tell us 23 00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:13,860 exactly what happened here tonight. Please, be as graphic and explicit as 24 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:18,200 possible. Don't be afraid to describe the nudity and the violence in complete 25 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:21,860 detail. All right. I can try. 26 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:23,920 But first... 27 00:07:24,670 --> 00:07:27,130 Do you have something I can fix my makeup with? 28 00:07:27,350 --> 00:07:28,350 Oh, sure. 29 00:07:29,890 --> 00:07:31,230 Thanks. All right, surprised. 30 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:36,290 Look out. 31 00:07:36,950 --> 00:07:39,590 Try to tell us exactly what happened here tonight. 32 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:45,470 Don't be afraid to describe the nudity and the violence in complete detail. 33 00:07:45,770 --> 00:07:48,450 Well, it all started out innocently enough. 34 00:07:48,670 --> 00:07:52,330 My girlfriends were just taking a walk. You know, out in the street. 35 00:07:56,620 --> 00:07:58,840 Every so often, one of our friends would stop by to say hello. 36 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:03,900 Damn, 37 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,160 it's cold. 38 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,320 Whose idea was it to come this far out in the country to look for business 39 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,460 anyway? It was my idea. 40 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:14,700 I'm sorry. 41 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:16,860 I thought it would be less competition. 42 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:21,060 Yeah, and less business, too. I hear these suburban guys like to party, and 43 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:22,140 have lots of disposable income. 44 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:23,740 Disposable what? 45 00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:25,180 Money to spend. 46 00:08:26,030 --> 00:08:29,510 Ladies, I think it's time we took a more aggressive marketing approach. 47 00:08:29,830 --> 00:08:35,210 Well, after a few minutes, a Carlos tricked, uh, John, uh, our boyfriend. 48 00:08:35,429 --> 00:08:38,309 Well, you know, they stopped and invited us back to their house for a little 49 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:41,210 party. You do want to party, don't you? 50 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,750 I beg your pardon, party? 51 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:45,270 You know what I mean. 52 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:47,150 Hot, hot tea. 53 00:08:47,350 --> 00:08:48,430 Yes, my sister. 54 00:08:48,650 --> 00:08:50,930 My viewers and I completely understand. 55 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:52,910 Yeah, right. 56 00:08:53,210 --> 00:08:54,350 Uh, anyway. 57 00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:02,160 Captain, it appears as if our vehicle has been intercepted by a rather large 58 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,960 -breasted female being. 59 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,320 There seems to be only one course of action. 60 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,700 Prepare to get it up, Mr. Spock. 61 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:18,680 Captain, I'm giving her all she's got, but we just don't have a big enough 62 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:19,680 budget. 63 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:25,500 He was in the car with our boyfriends, and one of them whipped out a giant 64 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,280 blunt. I beg your pardon, a blunt? 65 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:34,260 You know what I mean. A blunt, a spleef, a doobie, a marijuana cigarette. 66 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:40,060 My God, are you telling us that you were not only tortured and beaten, but you 67 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:43,740 are also the victim of exposure to secondhand smoke? 68 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:47,160 Go away, honey. I took that sucker first. 69 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:51,070 You see, it was going to be a long night, and me and my girls, we needed a 70 00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:53,330 little mood elevator, if you know what I mean. 71 00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:54,610 What happened then? 72 00:09:54,990 --> 00:10:00,770 Well, after about three joints and a premium bottle of vodka, we all went 73 00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:04,410 to John's house. I mean, John, who's, you know, one of our boyfriends. We went 74 00:10:04,410 --> 00:10:05,410 back to his house. 75 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:28,369 Oh my god. 76 00:10:28,370 --> 00:10:29,810 Do you see what I see? 77 00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:31,750 It looks like a haunted house. 78 00:10:38,910 --> 00:10:41,150 We're hookers. We're going into a haunted house. 79 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:43,330 Sounds like a great idea for a movie. 80 00:10:43,650 --> 00:10:46,530 You mean, sort of like the one we're in right now? 81 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,710 God, you're so obtuse. 82 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:52,170 I am not. I'm the perfect weight for my height. 83 00:10:55,410 --> 00:10:59,050 What? Wow, this place looks a lot different on the inside from the 84 00:10:59,290 --> 00:11:01,670 I mean, like, from the outside it looks kind of run down. 85 00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:03,830 You know, almost like a haunted house. 86 00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:05,910 Ooh, what's this? 87 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,870 Ooh, I bet this is worth a lot of money. 88 00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:14,790 You know, I hope you got this stuff for sure. 89 00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:23,270 Just in case someone intends to steal something. 90 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:26,510 Borrow something for a long time and not give it back. 91 00:11:27,130 --> 00:11:28,190 Maybe even years. 92 00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:31,990 Actually, I don't own anything. 93 00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:33,850 This is my parents' house. 94 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:35,310 They own everything. 95 00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:40,090 Well, everything except my collection. 96 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:42,510 I collect myself. 97 00:11:42,890 --> 00:11:44,050 I'm collecting right now. 98 00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:49,290 I'm talking about my collection of... 99 00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:53,660 Occult and supernatural memorabilia. 100 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:56,800 Remember what? 101 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:58,980 Stuff. Crap. 102 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:04,760 Junk. Things he has instead of a life. This is my favorite movie, Killer Sex 103 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,860 Queens from Cyberspace. 104 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,360 Let me see that. 105 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:12,700 I guess it's okay if you like that type. 106 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:16,800 This is my human head. 107 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,800 This is my jar of human eyeballs. 108 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:32,380 And these are some of my monster fan magazines. 109 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:40,840 And this is a container of supernatural greasy 110 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,980 lubricant. 111 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:51,980 I have many more interesting, wondrous, and imaginative items in my collection. 112 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,520 Would anyone care to see more? 113 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,160 No way! 114 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:04,800 Hey, anybody want to mess around? 115 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,520 Yes! 116 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:24,820 Mind if I borrow this? 117 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:33,270 seems to be busy. 118 00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:48,510 Would you like to fool around? 119 00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:53,030 Not in this lifetime. 120 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:57,280 Well, then I guess I'll just have to introduce you to some of my friends from 121 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,320 the next lifetime. 122 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:04,600 Not in the next life either, and I don't do orgy, so tell your friends to stay 123 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,600 out of this life too. 124 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:29,830 Did you know this house is haunted? 125 00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:38,550 No, I wouldn't have figured that. I guess I'll just have to start a 126 00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:41,190 with some of my friends from beyond the grave. 127 00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:45,830 Now for the ancient incantation. 128 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,810 Ob -la -dee, ob -la -da. 129 00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:51,670 I can't get no satisfaction. 130 00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:54,230 She's mine! 131 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,660 Purple haze in my brain! 132 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,600 Come on, baby, light my fire! 133 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:09,100 Thank God I'm a country boy! 134 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,780 God, don't you know anything about smashing pumpkins? 135 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:18,960 Jesus, what the hell is going on in here? I'm using an ancient talisman to 136 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,340 conjure up friendly spirits from beyond the grave. 137 00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:26,740 Why? Because I'm lonely and I needed someone to keep me company. 138 00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:28,930 I rejected him. 139 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,610 Look at this. You really don't deal well with rejection. 140 00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:35,910 Why can't you just get drunk like any ordinary nerd? 141 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:37,790 I am not a nerd. 142 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:43,010 I'm simply a fan of horror, science fiction, and the occult. Nerd! 143 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,930 Look, he's playing with his little Ouija board. 144 00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:49,450 And that ain't the only little thing he's playing with. 145 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,140 Ouija board before it's too late! 146 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:27,920 How dare you disturb the rest of the vile, hideous, ill 147 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:34,640 -tempered, and excessively good spirit of a grocery store bad boy! 148 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:40,120 Now you've done it! You've conjured up something that's bigger than all - Not 149 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,160 bigger than me. 150 00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:47,940 What happened? 151 00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:49,140 Where are we? 152 00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:50,820 Look at me. 153 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,560 I'm not naked anymore. 154 00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,220 I'm fully clothed. 155 00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:56,460 I'm sorry. 156 00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:59,880 I told you not to mess with the Ouija board. 157 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,440 I'm afraid. 158 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:05,920 You know, I must admit, I'm beginning to feel a slight twinge of hysterical 159 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:06,920 anxiety myself. 160 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:12,780 You should be afraid, because of your carelessness with a sacred, occult 161 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:17,860 you've stirred up some vile, hideous, ill -tempered, and excessively butch 162 00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:23,220 creatures from beyond the grave, who, by the way, clearly have no comprehension 163 00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:27,400 of the term cinematic continuity. 164 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:42,880 Are you telling us that this entire devastating tragedy was caused by vile, 165 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,260 hideous, ill -tempered, and excessively butch spirits from beyond the grave? 166 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:50,980 Well, yes. That and a homicidal bag boy named Bag Job. Can you tell us more 167 00:23:50,980 --> 00:23:53,480 about this Bag Job? But please, continue with your story. 168 00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:56,300 Um, where was I? You were screaming. 169 00:23:56,620 --> 00:24:02,300 Yes. So anyway, I don't know if it was the booth or the righteous dope, or just 170 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:06,800 the considerable stress of being in a haunted house full of hideous, vile... 171 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,120 tempered and excessively butch spirits from beyond the grave. 172 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,260 But I passed out. 173 00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:14,100 She won't wake up. 174 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,720 Is she dead? 175 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,820 If so, can I have her necklace? 176 00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:20,080 You know, these are nice shoes, too. 177 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,480 Are necklace and shoes all you can think of at a time like this? What about the 178 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,780 police? If they find her dead, they might think we did it. 179 00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:29,680 We? Speak for yourself. 180 00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:31,059 Listen, you guys. 181 00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:34,640 I might not be as bright as some of you. I might not be good at metaphysics or 182 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,479 the occult. 183 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,020 I might not be good at math or science. 184 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,460 I might not be good at reading or writing or walking and chewing gum at 185 00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:41,760 time or even dressing myself. 186 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,020 But there is one thing I am good at. 187 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,519 playing with my breast? 188 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:47,040 Well, I did it to try and revive you. You know, mouth to breast with 189 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,520 supplication. How does it feel? 190 00:26:49,540 --> 00:26:50,540 It's good. 191 00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:54,340 I liked it. It's sort of a nice thing to wake up to. 192 00:26:57,540 --> 00:27:04,000 And then you fainted. 193 00:27:04,740 --> 00:27:07,740 Yep. And your trick tried to revive you by... Boyfriend! 194 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,020 Excuse me, your boyfriend then attempted to restore you by sucking on your 195 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,120 breath? Yep. 196 00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:16,100 So the whole experience wasn't totally unpleasant. 197 00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:18,320 No, it had its moments. 198 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:22,340 But for the benefit of our viewers, could you tell us more about this bag 199 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,060 Well, I'm going to get to bag job. I'm just trying to create a little... you 200 00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:27,960 know? You go, girlfriend. 201 00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:29,620 Yeah, sure. 202 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:33,960 So anyway, we did what you might expect a group of people in a haunted house 203 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:34,960 filled with... 204 00:27:34,990 --> 00:27:39,210 Hideous, vile, ill -tempered, and excessively witch spirits to do. Search 205 00:27:39,210 --> 00:27:40,210 means of escape. 206 00:27:40,330 --> 00:27:42,210 Nah, look for some food. 207 00:27:42,850 --> 00:27:46,630 Without the ganja we'd been tooken, we all had a wicked case of the munchies. 208 00:27:48,730 --> 00:27:49,730 That odor? 209 00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:51,490 What's that odor? 210 00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:54,390 It's the stench of decaying flesh. 211 00:27:54,610 --> 00:27:57,670 The odious aroma of death. 212 00:27:58,190 --> 00:27:59,190 It's a hamburger. 213 00:27:59,330 --> 00:28:01,750 I cannot believe what you people are doing. 214 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:05,020 You're consuming the flesh of dead beings. 215 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:11,100 There is absolutely nothing here that I will allow myself to eat. I must resist 216 00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:12,440 giving in to the euphoria. 217 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:14,200 There's no meat in this. 218 00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:16,640 Eh, maybe not. 219 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:21,420 Not only were you trapped in a haunted house, but you and your Jones were 220 00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:22,359 experiencing... Boyfriends? 221 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:26,760 You and your boyfriends were experiencing some kind of psychedelic 222 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,460 that made it impossible to distinguish between fantasy and reality. 223 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,940 movie. A movie. 224 00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:36,220 Like this one. 225 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:42,200 Yeah. Way better than this one. So if anyone who's ever been in danger knows, 226 00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:44,580 there's safety in numbers. 227 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,960 Together we stand, divided we fall. 228 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,260 Exactly. So we decided to split up. Good thinking. 229 00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:56,220 God, this whole experience is making me awfully tense and nervous. 230 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,640 Yeah, I know what you mean. 231 00:28:57,980 --> 00:28:59,940 Need a little tension reliever? 232 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,640 Oh, yeah. 233 00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:02,900 You know what I do? 234 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:09,780 What? I take a nice, long, hot shower. 235 00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:12,180 Together? 236 00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,840 thought you were in the shower together. 237 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,420 Am I getting any sugar? What happened to him? He seems to have been bludgeoned 238 00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:06,420 to death by this. 239 00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:08,640 A family -sized box of cornflakes. 240 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:09,840 Oh, my God. 241 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,000 A serial killer. 242 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:13,420 Boo! 243 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:19,120 What kind of twisted, macabre, sociopathic, ill -tempered, excessively 244 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,700 of mind could conceive of such a cruel and disgusting method of murder? 245 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,200 Only one. 246 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,500 Bang! 247 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:33,260 This man was not always a homicidal stalker whose weapons of choice are 248 00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:34,520 store paraphernalia. 249 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:37,600 He was born Irving Stanley Kosnowski. 250 00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:43,720 At birth, Irving Stanley showed little sign of what you and I would call life. 251 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:46,780 When the doctor slapped him behind, he didn't cry. 252 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,580 When the doctor shook him, he didn't cry. 253 00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:54,520 When the doctor began to punch him about the face and body, Irving Stanley did 254 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,800 absolutely nothing. 255 00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:02,420 It was his total and utter lack of animation and turnip -like demeanor that 256 00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:06,780 it clear that Irving Stanley was destined to earn his living in food 257 00:42:06,780 --> 00:42:12,440 management. By the tender age of 16 years, his destiny was realized. 258 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:18,580 Irving Stanley got a job as bag boy in a local Cincinnati grocery store. 259 00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:23,480 Unfortunately, it's a jungle out there in these grocery store aisles. 260 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:28,180 And in spite of the fact Irving Stanley was the best bagger in the whole bagging 261 00:42:28,180 --> 00:42:31,760 business, he was not very good at playing the game. 262 00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:38,120 Finally, 40 years of blood, sweat, and bags took its toll on Irving Stanley. 263 00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:39,440 He snapped! 264 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:46,720 The studious, hard -working Irving Stanley Kostnowski died, and Bag 265 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,400 Job was born! 266 00:42:50,510 --> 00:42:56,310 This bag job is some sort of insane, cruel, sadistic, homicidal, evil, 267 00:42:56,550 --> 00:43:00,690 deranged... Don't forget ill -tempered and excessively butch. Ill -tempered, 268 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:05,290 excessively butch grocery store bag boy from beyond the grave. 269 00:43:06,310 --> 00:43:08,350 Wait till you hear the rest of the story. 270 00:43:08,790 --> 00:43:12,010 What's her name? Well, she was pretty shaken up by the sight of her 271 00:43:12,010 --> 00:43:13,350 Boyfriend. 272 00:43:17,790 --> 00:43:19,270 So she ran off screaming. 273 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,840 We would have gone after her, but... Except that, frankly, none of us gave a 274 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:24,840 shit. Screw her! 275 00:46:27,430 --> 00:46:31,310 Now, all you have to do is answer one question. 276 00:46:31,690 --> 00:46:33,430 How do I get out of here? 277 00:46:33,930 --> 00:46:37,470 First, you have to answer my question. 278 00:46:37,850 --> 00:46:38,850 What's that? 279 00:46:39,050 --> 00:46:41,470 Paper or plastic? 280 00:46:42,350 --> 00:46:46,130 Uh... Plastic. 281 00:46:46,410 --> 00:46:48,190 Anything you say. 282 00:47:14,570 --> 00:47:17,450 Live fast, die young, and leave in pretty court. 283 00:47:18,830 --> 00:47:19,830 Okay. 284 00:47:20,790 --> 00:47:25,790 This is a fascinating and horrific story. 285 00:47:26,030 --> 00:47:30,770 But given the fact that your business associate... Your friend is dead and 286 00:47:30,770 --> 00:47:34,550 cannot tell her own story, and you were not actually present to witness the 287 00:47:34,550 --> 00:47:38,750 scene, how is it that you know enough to tell our viewers what really happened? 288 00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:40,810 Whoa, you're good. 289 00:47:41,110 --> 00:47:42,110 Real good. 290 00:47:42,670 --> 00:47:44,370 You're trying to ask the hard questions. 291 00:47:44,670 --> 00:47:47,070 Well, you have to understand this is a paradox. 292 00:47:47,470 --> 00:47:51,610 An apparent contradiction that piques the viewer's curiosity and provides the 293 00:47:51,610 --> 00:47:53,630 necessary incentive to keep watching the movie. 294 00:47:54,390 --> 00:47:56,170 Incentive, huh? That and tit. 295 00:47:56,970 --> 00:47:57,970 Damn straight! 296 00:48:00,270 --> 00:48:02,110 Oh, please. 297 00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:06,330 Don't let that homicidal maniac kill me with a box of popular breakfast syrup. 298 00:48:06,890 --> 00:48:08,570 Or a plastic grocery bag. 299 00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:10,670 What plastic grocery bag? 300 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:17,660 Someone has just been killed with a plastic grocery bag. I can feel it. 301 00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:19,480 Yeah, I think I can feel it too. 302 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:21,840 It's my breast, you idiot. 303 00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:26,240 I just had a super natural hot flash of intuition. 304 00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:32,960 It was like I was there watching a whole horrible thing. 305 00:48:34,540 --> 00:48:36,840 Yeah, I think I'm having one of those hot flashes too. 306 00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:00,060 Oh, baby, this is the moment I've been waiting for. 307 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,900 Welcome, shoppers. 308 00:51:06,060 --> 00:51:10,740 Be sure to miss our butcher shop. 309 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,520 Oh, no! Oh, no! Please! Please! Not that! 310 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:14,800 Not that! 311 00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,960 Today only for any compound. 312 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,460 Nice, freshly cut tube steak. 313 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,540 It's still kicking. 314 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:39,580 One thing I don't understand. Where were you when all this happened? 315 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,840 I don't know. I passed out. 316 00:51:43,060 --> 00:51:44,520 What happened to your two friends? 317 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:49,460 Well, that's the really odd part. Because while I was passed out, I had a 318 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,680 About them. 319 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,420 How convenient. 320 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,920 I had a dream that they were together. 321 00:51:55,420 --> 00:51:59,120 In a haunted house. And they were being stalked by the vile, hideous, ill 322 00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:03,420 -tempered, and excessively butch spirit of a bitter, maladjusted, grocery store 323 00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:07,280 bag boy. At first, the girl doesn't like the guy very much. 324 00:52:07,540 --> 00:52:09,620 Well, everyone else seems to be busy. 325 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,300 Would you like to fool around? 326 00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:13,900 Not in this lifetime. 327 00:52:14,300 --> 00:52:18,480 He's kind of, well, ill -fitted to the environment. He doesn't exactly fit in. 328 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,500 He's a... A nerd? 329 00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:22,220 Perfect description. 330 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,660 But in my dream, she's starting to warm up to him. What does she do then? 331 00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:30,900 She performs the dance of the grocery store checkout receipt. 332 00:53:01,930 --> 00:53:03,890 Will you be paying with cash? 333 00:53:04,490 --> 00:53:06,270 I'm afraid I'm a little short of cash. 334 00:53:06,630 --> 00:53:08,950 Will you be paying with a check? 335 00:53:09,230 --> 00:53:10,790 I left my checkbook at home. 336 00:53:11,090 --> 00:53:14,910 So, you'll be paying with your credit card. 337 00:53:15,330 --> 00:53:22,330 Me? Credit? I don't have any credit. Then I suppose you'll have to pay 338 00:53:46,540 --> 00:53:48,640 This will never do. 339 00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,240 Clean up in aisle seven. 340 00:54:02,220 --> 00:54:05,600 That's pretty funny. Clean up in aisle seven. 341 00:54:05,900 --> 00:54:08,240 You've got a sense of humor. Really? 342 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,140 At least when you're passed out. 343 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:14,630 Do you think I could... I could parlay this television exposure into a career 344 00:54:14,630 --> 00:54:15,348 the movies? 345 00:54:15,350 --> 00:54:16,350 Oh, well. 346 00:54:16,730 --> 00:54:18,230 I can see it now. 347 00:54:18,550 --> 00:54:22,530 My face, three feet wide on the silver screen. 348 00:54:23,370 --> 00:54:25,930 It's time for my close -up, camera boy. 349 00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:31,190 I said my face, three feet wide on the silver screen. 350 00:54:31,590 --> 00:54:34,430 Hey, quit hogging the camera, bitch. 351 00:54:35,150 --> 00:54:37,470 What are you calling a bitch, you skank? 352 00:54:37,690 --> 00:54:40,530 Who are you calling a skank, you slut? 353 00:54:40,990 --> 00:54:46,950 How are you called a prostitute, you television journalist? 354 00:54:50,850 --> 00:54:51,610 Oh, 355 00:54:51,610 --> 00:55:00,530 Jesus. 356 00:55:01,030 --> 00:55:02,630 I am so embarrassed. 357 00:55:03,530 --> 00:55:08,270 This reporter would like to apologize for the unseemly display you've just 358 00:55:08,270 --> 00:55:13,940 witnessed. Aside from the obvious hostility of this person, I must have 359 00:55:13,940 --> 00:55:18,320 under the influence of the psychedelic forces emanating from this house and the 360 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:22,380 vile, hideous, ill -tempered, and excessively pushed spirits contained 361 00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:26,220 Bullshit! You're just a lackey of the liberal media, selling the public 362 00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:28,220 titillation in return for a big buck. 363 00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,440 So, what's your fucking point? 364 00:55:43,190 --> 00:55:44,570 Finish your damn story. 365 00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:55,030 Well, the next thing I know, it feels like there's an earthquake or something. 366 00:55:55,350 --> 00:55:57,110 You mean it felt like the earth moved? 367 00:55:57,530 --> 00:56:01,310 No such luck, honey. It was that nerdy guy shaking me around trying to wake me 368 00:56:01,310 --> 00:56:03,250 up. Wake up! Wake up! We have - 369 00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:14,360 You were passed out cold. 370 00:56:14,540 --> 00:56:16,620 You sounded like you were having a bad dream. 371 00:56:16,980 --> 00:56:17,980 I was. 372 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:23,420 My best friend had been murdered by a vile, hideous, ill -tempered, and 373 00:56:23,420 --> 00:56:29,380 excessively butch spirit of a grocery store bag boy. You mean Bag Job? 374 00:56:29,660 --> 00:56:30,660 Yeah. 375 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,240 And you were there too. 376 00:56:32,620 --> 00:56:34,760 That's right. And I'm still here. 377 00:56:35,340 --> 00:56:38,120 Oh, this is a bad dream. 378 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:41,060 No, I'm here and you're wide awake. 379 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:51,050 gonna be gone, this is all gonna be over, and I'm gonna wake up in my nice 380 00:56:51,050 --> 00:56:52,050 bed. 381 00:56:53,810 --> 00:56:54,810 What was that? 382 00:56:58,030 --> 00:57:01,130 Uh, incidental music? 383 00:57:38,220 --> 00:57:39,220 Which bag boy? 384 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,040 Well, he just took the nerdy guy and he covered him up with all the pricing 385 00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:49,560 stickers. He covered his mouth, his nose, his eyes, his ears, and 386 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,900 I guess he just couldn't breathe. 387 00:57:54,540 --> 00:57:55,540 Excuse me. 388 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,000 Hello, news person. 389 00:57:57,260 --> 00:57:59,180 You know, you're supposed to be interviewing me. 390 00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:01,760 I'm the center of attention. What are you reading? 391 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:03,600 These are our ratings. 392 00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:06,560 Unfortunately, they're going down. 393 00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,980 I guess I'm going to have to try to attract some viewer attention. 394 00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,140 Whoa, honey, I think you ought to leave this to the professionals. 395 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,180 Those are big ratings. 396 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:29,380 So I took off as fast as my shapely legs would carry me. But it just wasn't fast 397 00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:32,740 enough. This bag job was right on my tail. 398 00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:38,040 This is a flashback. I said flashback. 399 00:58:38,580 --> 00:58:39,680 So I took off. 400 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:44,500 as fast as my shapely legs would carry me. But it just wasn't fast enough. 401 00:58:45,060 --> 00:58:51,280 This bag job was right on my tail. My heart was beating like a pneumatic 402 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:58,120 pounding, pounding, pounding beneath my large, round, 403 00:58:58,540 --> 00:59:00,540 pendulous breath. 404 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:04,400 He had me cornered. Tell our viewers what happened next. 405 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:05,840 I disappeared. 406 00:59:09,290 --> 00:59:10,990 I was dazed and disoriented. 407 00:59:11,290 --> 00:59:13,290 I didn't know exactly where I was. 408 00:59:13,650 --> 00:59:16,770 But it looked like some kind of limbo in between dimensions. 409 00:59:17,070 --> 00:59:19,430 A place some would call purgatory. 410 00:59:19,870 --> 00:59:24,090 A kind of bus station between heaven and hell. Even though I didn't have any 411 00:59:24,090 --> 00:59:27,350 idea where I was, I knew I was going to have to make a buck. 412 00:59:27,710 --> 00:59:29,090 So I went with my strength. 413 00:59:29,390 --> 00:59:30,590 Anybody want parties? 414 00:59:31,230 --> 00:59:34,070 Hey! Hey, fella! You want a date? 415 00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:35,670 It's dollar day. 416 00:59:36,050 --> 00:59:37,050 I am not... 417 00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:42,480 a full -figured gal with a slight facial hair problem, but I am a woman. 418 00:59:43,540 --> 00:59:46,960 Fuck you. You're the shit out of me. Who the hell are you? 419 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:53,080 I'm your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, 420 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:57,420 great, great, great, great grandmother. 421 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,460 Okay, I get the deal here. 422 01:00:01,700 --> 01:00:05,900 So what's the deal, Granny? I was about to get creamed by a vile, hideous, ill 423 01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:10,680 -tempered... Excessively butch... spirit of a grocery store bag boy, I saw the 424 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:11,680 whole thing. 425 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:14,760 It was you that transported me here. 426 01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:20,320 That's correct, sweetie, because it wasn't fate that put you in this 427 01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:22,740 predicament. No, it was wildly judgment. 428 01:00:23,100 --> 01:00:24,100 Not that either. 429 01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:28,520 You're here because it's your destiny. 430 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,440 Destiny? What do you mean? 431 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:36,200 You see, granddaughter, there are some women like ourselves. 432 01:00:36,970 --> 01:00:42,470 whose destiny it is to control men, drain them of their precious bodily 433 01:00:42,710 --> 01:00:49,310 and steal away their souls. You, granddaughter, are a succubus. But 434 01:00:49,310 --> 01:00:55,190 we haven't always had the advantages that your generation has. Back in my 435 01:00:55,230 --> 01:01:01,530 the women were born old and ugly and hairy. 436 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:12,960 So, to control our men, we had to develop extraordinary, even supernatural 437 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:19,080 powers. These powers came to be known as the erotic arc. 438 01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:22,540 Oh, hell, Grandma, I use those to pay the rent. 439 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:29,880 Yes, your chosen profession of pleasure -oriented caregiver has 440 01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:34,500 allowed you to refine certain skills in order for your power to reach its 441 01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:35,500 fullest potential. 442 01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:42,730 Enough for you to defeat the vile, hideous, ill -tempered, and excessively 443 01:01:42,730 --> 01:01:49,130 grocery store bag boy. I must channel the sexual energy of the greatest 444 01:01:49,130 --> 01:01:53,350 seductress in the history of the universe. 445 01:01:54,870 --> 01:01:56,310 Cleopatra? No. 446 01:01:57,710 --> 01:01:59,070 Betty Page? 447 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:20,540 most desirable, most tempting, most irresistible female 448 01:02:20,540 --> 01:02:26,680 sexual dynamo that ever existed on this or any other planet. 449 01:02:27,220 --> 01:02:30,180 Oh, that would be you? 450 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:31,480 It could happen. 451 01:02:31,580 --> 01:02:35,380 Okay, I'm ready, Grandma. What are you going to do, whack me with your magic 452 01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:37,900 wand? Ah, wand. 453 01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:42,880 Well, honey, it ain't exactly a magic wand. 454 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,440 But it's close enough for rock and roll. 455 01:02:54,660 --> 01:02:58,300 Now you have the power of erotic arts, granddaughter. 456 01:02:58,620 --> 01:03:00,580 You no longer need me. 457 01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:05,720 So go kick that badass bag boy's butt. And when you're through, bring Grandma 458 01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,380 back a 40 -ounce and a bag of barbecue chips. 459 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:09,700 There's good, girl. 460 01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:12,080 All right, bad dog. 461 01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,240 Time for a little one -on -one. 462 01:03:14,580 --> 01:03:17,580 So get over here and get what's coming to you. 463 01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:20,180 Sorry, I can't right now. 464 01:03:45,740 --> 01:03:48,660 Now you have the power of erotic arts, granddaughter. 465 01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:50,980 You no longer need me. 466 01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:53,780 So go kick that badass bad boy's butt! 467 01:06:04,590 --> 01:06:05,589 Hey, baby. 468 01:06:05,590 --> 01:06:07,890 Have a sexual healing. 469 01:06:08,410 --> 01:06:11,110 Not tonight, dear. I have a headache. 470 01:06:11,470 --> 01:06:15,770 Me without my aspirin, I can be a jungle goddess. 471 01:06:16,230 --> 01:06:19,730 Wild, savage, untamed. 472 01:06:20,370 --> 01:06:23,110 You Tarzan, me Jane. 473 01:07:59,060 --> 01:08:01,320 What? Too primitive for you? 474 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,180 Um, maybe you'd like something more advanced? 475 01:09:44,170 --> 01:09:46,529 Is this an alien abduction? 476 01:09:46,950 --> 01:09:49,790 No way. This is an alien subduction. 477 01:09:50,109 --> 01:09:53,229 Where do I receive my rectal throne? 478 01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:58,090 Beam me up, Scotty. There's no life on planet impotent. 479 01:09:58,670 --> 01:09:59,710 Hey, bad boy. 480 01:09:59,930 --> 01:10:01,570 Want to raise some hell? 481 01:11:53,070 --> 01:11:54,070 I'm a great potato. 482 01:11:54,750 --> 01:11:56,130 And I'm so fun. 483 01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:44,210 Hey, bad job. 484 01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:46,090 Want a little pussy? 485 01:13:46,590 --> 01:13:48,170 No, thank you, dear. 486 01:13:48,450 --> 01:13:50,710 I'm saving myself for marriage. 487 01:13:51,210 --> 01:13:54,590 God, this is my life. As a fucking dog person. 488 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:18,929 Double your cousin. 489 01:14:18,930 --> 01:14:20,230 Double your son. 490 01:14:20,670 --> 01:14:24,250 Two for the price of a woman. Two hands. 491 01:15:03,210 --> 01:15:04,210 Yeah, yeah. 492 01:15:35,180 --> 01:15:39,440 And there you have the incredible story. This heroic young woman single 493 01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:43,860 -handedly vanquished the vile, hideous, ill -tempered, and excessively butch 494 01:15:43,860 --> 01:15:49,380 grocery store bag boy from beyond the grave, using nothing more than her own 495 01:15:49,380 --> 01:15:50,940 skills in the erotic arts. 496 01:15:51,620 --> 01:15:53,640 Sister, I'm proud of you. 497 01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:58,080 And more than a little turned on. 498 01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:02,340 I'm Adrienne Alta Vista reporting. 499 01:16:02,780 --> 01:16:03,780 Cut! 500 01:16:05,420 --> 01:16:06,720 So where are you headed from here? 501 01:16:07,860 --> 01:16:09,080 Gee, I don't know. 502 01:16:09,820 --> 01:16:11,320 All my friends are dead. 503 01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:13,620 I've had a really bad night. 504 01:16:14,180 --> 01:16:17,480 All I really want to do is go somewhere and take a nice hot bath. 505 01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:19,760 I've got a whirlpool bath. You want to come over? 506 01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:23,120 I just hope nothing else happens tonight. 507 01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:27,840 By the way, my buzz is completely worn off. 508 01:16:28,060 --> 01:16:29,340 Do you have any wine at your place? 509 01:16:29,820 --> 01:16:33,620 Wine? No, I'm sorry. I never drink wine. 510 01:16:56,390 --> 01:16:58,930 I've got to stop watching those B -movies before I go to bed. 511 01:17:00,450 --> 01:17:03,510 Oh, fuck, I've got to go make some money. 512 01:17:18,950 --> 01:17:22,690 Heroic young woman, single -handedly vanquished the vile, hideous, ill 513 01:17:22,690 --> 01:17:23,690 -tempered... 514 01:17:26,110 --> 01:17:28,270 No, I mean this potty. 515 01:17:28,870 --> 01:17:29,870 I'll get you. 516 01:17:30,510 --> 01:17:32,170 Okay, now let's do that again. 517 01:17:32,430 --> 01:17:33,970 Act like you're picking your nose, Michael. 518 01:17:36,030 --> 01:17:37,510 With these fingernails. 519 01:17:39,390 --> 01:17:40,390 Did you get that? 520 01:17:44,090 --> 01:17:45,410 Back of your damn straight. 521 01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:47,390 Damn straight. 522 01:17:47,610 --> 01:17:49,290 Damn straight is cool. 523 01:17:50,350 --> 01:17:52,290 That and tit. 524 01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:56,820 I shouldn't have put the microphone back. 525 01:17:57,440 --> 01:18:01,040 No, you probably shouldn't have. I'm sorry. But you got the right idea. Oh, 526 01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:02,040 sorry. I let you rely on me. 527 01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:04,800 No. Oh, you run the magic. 528 01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:09,020 It's not our fault. He did it. He did it. 529 01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:10,720 My fault. 530 01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:11,519 All right. 531 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,860 Focus, people. Focus. 532 01:18:13,180 --> 01:18:14,240 She won't wake up. 533 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:47,960 What's my line? 534 01:18:49,300 --> 01:18:53,260 Captain, I'm giving her all she's got, but we just don't have a big enough 535 01:18:53,260 --> 01:18:54,260 budget. 536 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:57,799 Hey, guys. 537 01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:01,160 Hey, I got the microphone. Lou, here is your pussy shot. 538 01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:05,460 This is the first of two times we used it. Yeah, I know. 539 01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:08,420 But we're going to use it again because I like it. 540 01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:11,760 You ready? 541 01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:13,960 Stand by, please. 542 01:19:16,010 --> 01:19:21,170 This is my favorite movie of all time, Killer Sex Queens from Cyberspace. 543 01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:22,830 Let me see that. 544 01:19:23,650 --> 01:19:27,170 I guess it's okay if you like that type. 545 01:19:29,890 --> 01:19:30,890 Or? 546 01:19:33,650 --> 01:19:36,930 Which one is this? Is this the icky one? 547 01:19:38,470 --> 01:19:39,470 Yes! 548 01:19:50,389 --> 01:19:53,750 Okay, and you stay. You widen out to encompass the space. I know, but I 549 01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:54,850 know if I was supposed to turn around. 550 01:19:55,110 --> 01:19:56,530 I don't know if I was supposed to turn to him. 551 01:19:56,950 --> 01:19:58,090 Did I tell you that? 552 01:19:58,310 --> 01:19:59,670 No. Now you know. 553 01:20:00,050 --> 01:20:01,050 Okay, you ready? 554 01:20:02,050 --> 01:20:03,050 Action. 555 01:20:05,390 --> 01:20:06,390 I'm sorry. 556 01:20:09,530 --> 01:20:11,970 What was that? 557 01:20:14,690 --> 01:20:16,570 It's okay to have fun. It's okay to laugh. 558 01:20:16,850 --> 01:20:17,850 Laughing is a good thing. 559 01:20:18,190 --> 01:20:19,190 Oh, bloody... 560 01:20:38,350 --> 01:20:41,670 You should be standing there like you're upset about the whole thing, okay? 561 01:20:42,510 --> 01:20:44,110 Yeah, that's why. 562 01:20:44,430 --> 01:20:51,390 You see, granddaughter, there are... This is going to be 563 01:20:51,390 --> 01:20:52,188 a bloodbath. 564 01:20:52,190 --> 01:20:53,730 That was enough for rock and roll. 565 01:20:55,850 --> 01:21:00,470 But in order for your... But in order... The bottle is in this hand. 566 01:21:00,930 --> 01:21:02,550 The bottle is in this hand. 567 01:21:02,830 --> 01:21:04,410 All right, I've got to put this here. 568 01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:07,400 Think I'll be able to cut this into something, buddy? 569 01:21:08,580 --> 01:21:11,860 All right, now I've got a big mess to clean up.